'What's blue and covered in feathers?' 'A turkey holding its breath.'.'What do you call a running turkey?' 'Fast food.'.'If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?' 'A goblet.'.'Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?' 'Because he will gobble it up.'.'You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.'.

'These are your jokes, and I’m the turkey?' gustavo ramirez // Getty Images So get to poking at some fun while you all poke at your food! With these jokes, you're sure to be on a casse- role at the table. But they are sure to entertain the children at heart too. So as you post pics of your festivities with the perfect Instagram captions and pour those Thanksgiving cocktails, pull out this list and get to joking around.Īnd don't worry, all of these Thanksgiving jokes are clean enough for the kids' table (that will be all the more fun with these fun Thanksgiving activities!).

Have turkey jokes in mind? Jokes for kids? Jokes for adults? Pilgrim jokes? Knock-knock jokes? We've got those all covered, with plenty of dad joke humor in there and some punny puns too (and here's some more puns and memes for good measure). This collection of 70 one-liners is sure to bring on the laughter, which just happens to be one of our favorite Thanksgiving traditions.

Grab those (turkey) drumsticks! Somebody’s got to be ready to deliver that bu-dum tish sound effect for all the hilarious Thanksgiving jokes coming your way.

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